A Literal Milk Run

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A Literal Milk Run
Date2082-06-10
Location
Redmond
Status Threat Level: "Milk*" (It was High)
Factions Involved
ShadowHaven The Milkmen
Milliam
Canis
Koschei
Reapsaw
5x Milkmen
Casualties and losses
Milliam And Koschei knocked unconscious, Reapsaw burned Edge 5x Milkmen


Summary

In which a team of runnners are hired by "General" Dave to stop a threat to national security! (Dave was milked by The Milkmen, and he demands satisfaction!)

Background

Dave was working in his diner, The Republic Of Dave, when someone ran in and shot him with capsule rounds filled with DMSO, Milk, and Pepper Punch. This could not stand!

The Meet

The runners meet Dave at his diner, where he explains the situation to them. He offers them some money to make sure they never milk anyone again, and the runners agree.

The Plan

The runners decided to borrow a milk tanker truck and lure The Milkmen to them. They use the matrix to get their attention, and set up an ambush on a lightly traveled road.

The Run

With The Milkmen in one place and out of their truck, the runners attack! They get a little more than they bargained for, however, when they themselves get milked. Eventually they manage to defeat The Milkmen, however.

Aftermath

The Milkmen's reign of milkening is over.

Rewards

  • 100x Litre Carton Of Milk
  • 10k Nuyen (5 RVP)
  • "General" Dave (Connection 3) at Loyalty 4 (6 RVP)
  • 5 Karma (5 RVP)
  • 2 CDP

Game Quotes

Player After Action Reports (AARs)

Canis

Well, that was one of the really fragging weirdest problems that I've heard about. The other runners were kind of meh in a firefight, although to be fair, these milkmen were tough nuts to crack. Not sure what else to say about this, to be honest.

Koschei

This Dave dude got himself in a weird fragging problem. And those fraggers focused their fire on me so much it's unreal. By the World, tossing fireballs would have been my go to move but that is too lethal for my taste. And that Canis dude can frag off, I took down 2 of em and wounded the last while he was matrixing.

Reapsaw

So getting my ass kick by cows wielding milk and well ,I thought I was hard but these folks prove to be one hell of a fight, glad that I could beat them down and save the day, like a true warrior