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Forcefully Retired Grandmother.
It's payback time.
Grandma style.
Contact OwnerSilasBane
Owner's Discord NameSilas
Public Contact?Yes
LocationRedmond & Nightmares
Preferred Payment MethodBlood
Personal LifeMixing it up!
AspectsNothing Left to Lose
Bullet Magnet
Distinguished Drinker


Abuelita was a typical grandmother until Barracuda enlisted Kenneth "Flamesaw" Murphy to murder her grandson by giving vague orders. Now she exists only to terrorize players. She grows her army of new grandchildren, be it street rats, chipheads, or small drones with persona softs.

GM Notes

Treat this character as the most bumbling, silly, pitiful arch-nemesis you could possibly imagine. They will never engage law enforcement or give information up on the runners because she wants to enact her own vengeance, which she is incapable of doing. If your run is black trench coat, you should feel comfortable ignoring this contact's existence all together or use it as comic relief during stressful moments, as you see fit.

Aspects Description

Aspect Description
Nothing Left to Lose This contact is constantly trying to kill you. However, she is exceedingly bad at it, and such attempts should be both hilarious and pity-inducing. She will not help anyone with anything while sober.
Distinguished Drinker Between 6AM and 6PM or on Sundays, Abuelita is always sober. After 6PM on Monday - Saturday, roll a 1d6. On a 1-5, she is stone cold sober. On a 6, she's drunk as a skunk! Also, she knows everything there is to know about tequila and hot chocolate.
Bullet Magnet Abuelita is unable to dodge and will--in all cases--be knocked unconscious after the first shot, grenade, flip to the nose, sneeze, or what have you. She will not appear after such a wound on the same run. However, for some reason that only she and the devil know, this will not end in her permanent demise even if she takes 43 boxes of unmitigated damage. Perhaps it's another grandmother. Perhaps she's a ghost. The only thing that is for certain is that you'll see her again later with la chancla.
Grandkids! After her real grand children were horrendously murdered, she has been slowly adopting street children to feed and love. She has also been training them to attempt to murder you. However, like Abuelita, they are very bad at murder. Treat Grandkids as slightly worse PR0 units from the CRB.

Technically, they're actually valuable to gather information since everyone ignores homeless people but--unless Abuelita is on the sauce, she's probably going to have them try and murder you.


Knowledge Checks 1 + Loyalty + Aspects - Notoriety
Active Checks 9 + Loyalty + Aspects - Notoriety
Gear Acquisition Checks -1 + Loyalty + Aspects - Notoriety
Networking Checks 5 + Loyalty + Aspects - Notoriety


Player Characters with this Contact

Cherry Bomb1Even

NPC who know this contact

Narrative Significant Runs

NameGMMetaplotDate of Run
Ancients Away, Cutters Do PlayOrionsRequiem2 October 2082